C077/K051
February
21-April 25, 1990
1-5 day. Yeah, the big
hazing day. Wait, I can't say that word, so forget I said hazing. But that is
pretty much what it is. The inspection and day where no matter what you do, it
is wrong. And no matter how SAT you are, you get in trouble.
Now a little side note. I have read here that some of the divisions had pot
luck set up for the inspectors. It was almost like a party for them. Hell, I don't blame them one bit. And it makes perfect sense to do it too. This has been backed up by one of my CCs as well. So, to them, it was a good time.
So, was 1-5 day as
horrible as we all remember it? Probably not. Most of us were still in the civilian
state of mind, and the Navy was still what we were working toward. Did anyone
ever yell at you for not putting 45-degree folds in your sheets before? Or cuss
you out because there was a dust bunny on the deck? NO, of course not.
By the time 1-5 day came,
we have been in the Navy for like 8-10 days total. And only 4 of those were
official days of training. We were ripe for failure.
Our RMAA (Recruit Master At Arms) did an excellent
job in the head. He had the Division MAA (Master At Arms) give him some pointers. He had some of
us really get the tiniest details. Same thing in the compartment. The cleaning
crew busted major to get it spotless. We spent hours making sure every tiny detail was perfect. Well, we thought we did.
Our racks and lockers
were checked over by many different members of the company. But, it didn't
matter. We were going to fail. But, really, that was the point. It was to find
those small things we thought we got but didn't. And oh hell, did some people
miss some pretty blatant things.
We had the infamous catch
edge ghost. I almost laughed at that one. If I recall, we stood at attention,
and CC's came in and went to different groups of racks. It seemed like the one
we had to inspect my rack mate, and I came on after things were going pretty
good.
I remember being
inspected and being at attention when the RMAA came around and yelled at us all. Something about he was sick of
living in a pigpen, and we had better get it fixed. He did that to everyone. I
about laughed at him too.
My rack mate and myself got busted for new gear. I swear we sent it all to
laundry, but that's what the inspector found. So, we had to stand with our arms
straight out. The offending clothing was draped over our arms, and we have to
shout, "New Gear is Dirty Gear!"
I also recall the noise
level was rather high, and so was the temperature. There was a good deal of
sweat being generated by us new guys. Other members of the company came by and
yelled something at us about their infraction.
Of course, the CC's had to walk around and give us an earful about our
infractions. I am sure there were some colorful language and a threat about
going back to P-Days. Which one yelled at us? Probably both of them in the end.
Now, after a few minutes of holding your arm, straight-out gravity really
starts to impact them. So, I devised a ploy to make the inspector take pity on
us. I started to mess up what we were saying. I figured they would think we had
enough and let us drop our arms.
Guess what??? It did work. WOW, my idea
worked.
Well, for about 2 seconds. Then we hear 8 count bodybuilders BEGIN!
Damnit, outsmarted by a
CC. I am pretty sure they had seen just about every ploy to end a punishment.
Soon the small group
punishments turn into company-wide punishment lead by one of the inspectors.
The others spread out and yell at us as we are cycled. The whole inspection
maybe lasted 2 hours. Heck, it could have lasted 6 hours for all I know. But, I
know its purpose, to get you thinking straight. For me, it was when I actually
started to feel a tiny bit of being a sailor. Hell, we had a long way to go,
but we were moving that way.
After the inspectors
thought we had enough, the Division Master Chief came in. He might have been in
before this. But, we had that simple test to pass. Jumping jacks and everyone
claps on the 5th one. All in a single file line. Half of the company
facing the other half. We did pretty well until 15. And it took us a few tries
at that. Then we messed up at 20 a few times. Finally 25!!!!!
We had made it! Yes! I
was half expecting to have one of the inspectors go around and say to each of
us, "Your new Delta Tau Chi name is…." (Sorry trying to be funny!)
Our company boom box was
used for the first time that day. We heard Lee Greenwood, "God Bless The U.S.A." a few times. Now, I am going to admit, it was emotional. Yes, I
said it, it was emotional. I did cry. I know a bunch of the guys did. We all
joined the Navy for our own reasons, but we all joined the Navy. Some members of the Company had long tenures in the Navy. Some did their initial
enlistment and left. Others, like myself, had their careers cut short because
of medical.
Now, I am not sure if I
am overly nostalgic or dramatic about this, but that day was important to
everyone. Face it, we were far from being sailors at the time. Like I said
before, we had 4 actual training days before that. We still had 7 weeks to go.
But, that day helped get our heads moving where we needed to move.
Looking back at all my remembrances, I have them way out of order. I need an
editor for my thoughts, I guess. Anyway, enjoy, and let's get some 1-5 memories going.
I could not find the picture I wanted, so let's give the ladies some love.
I always want to add, I love reading the comments. It is great to hear
everyone's experiences. There are some funny stories out there!